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Dev Excuses Wall

Submit your best engineering excuse, then vote for the most believable one. Default excuses keep the wall alive, but only participant submissions can climb the leaderboard.

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we have a good news, XX will come in 2029

0 votes

You spoke too soon, that’s why it didn’t work

1 vote

Where the f*ck is the cloud architect ???

2 votes

ChatGPT told me to do it this way

2 votes

It was working on my laptop

5 votes

It doesn't work but you get no context, no information and of course no errorlogs because I'm the only user in the world to use your service

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Ai agent is taking care of this now …

1 vote

I exceeded marketplace quotas

3 votes

The requirement are not clear

0 votes

I don’t have the Guru role

5 votes

A restart is needed

0 votes

we have been doing this since 1990 and it always worked

6 votes

I didn't wrote that code...

3 votes

This issue is blocked by SLV1-STP2-PLT2.1-M042/W15S2-E01-U09 As a developer I want simpler Jira naming conventions

1 vote

This is not a bug, it's a feature

0 votes

Have you tried to turn it off and on again ?

3 votes

You're using it wrong!

0 votes

The issue is clearly DNS

2 votes

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  1. we have been doing this since 1990 and it always worked 6
  2. I don’t have the Guru role 5
  3. It was working on my laptop 5
  4. Have you tried to turn it off and on again ? 3
  5. I didn't wrote that code... 3
  6. I exceeded marketplace quotas 3
  7. The issue is clearly DNS 2
  8. ChatGPT told me to do it this way 2
  9. Where the f*ck is the cloud architect ??? 2
  10. This issue is blocked by SLV1-STP2-PLT2.1-M042/W15S2-E01-U09 As a developer I want simpler Jira naming conventions 1